peem me up, scottie

A play on of "beam me up, Scottie" which is a popular startrek quote, and pm (private message) me. It's used to ask the person to clarify the "tea" in private messages, but it can also be used as a way to indicate you two should talk in pm in general.

Note: a shorter, cuter, version is "peem me up"

Jessica: I have this gross story about Debbie... Only telling close friends tho

Close friend: peem me up, scottie. im ready to hear it

by Aureospit June 22, 2019

Frozen Peebody

When you write in your will that you would like to be pissed on and cryogenicly frozen without being dried off.

Boy; Grandma, do you want to be a frozen peebody?
Grandma; Why yes child I would.

by BGTV March 9, 2017

peeno

huge floppy donkey dick usually in one's momma's mouth and or bung hole

yo momma get dat nasty ass peeno out yo mouf

by yo momma III February 22, 2003

peebobber

Penis, dick, junk, luvtool, cock, etc.

Billy tells everyone his peebobber is big, but I've seen it...he needs glasses.

by Mindy February 13, 2005

peehole

1. The opening through which urine is discharged in the male or female genitals.
2. Anyplace where urinating is occuring.

I went to the peehole to drain the lizard
Robert Mapplethorpe liked to put things up his peehole.

by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

Peenoise

Peenoise are annoying aggressive toxic players that ruins other players gameplay from Phillipines.
1. TOXIC, always spouts bad words, like Gago, Putangina mo Bobo, and Fuck you. They also usually disturbing the gaming experience if they don't get their way, like griefing and trolling.
2. RACIST, they are racist to race that they think weak (also spouting #Pinoy_Pride when they banishing weak races), and worship any race that they think strong (until the said race weak enough to be banished);
3. ONION-SKINNED, if you trying to jokely insult them they will take it as actual insult. So don't jokely insult them;
4. ALWAYS THINK THEMSELVES RIGHT, if you arguing with Peenoise, they will shouting and calling you an asshole and always claim that they are right even the Peenoise are the one that wrong (Psychopaths basically). If their bullshit attempt fails, they will play victim and try to be nice until they can call you an asshole and their argument wins;
5. WILL DO ANYTHING TO ACHIEVE THEIR GOALS, even it breaks moral like scamming, framing, backstabbing, and fake friends (especially if you are not same race with them).
They also spout #Pinoy_Pride and Proud Pinoy when they doing their bullshit job (such as being racist, scamming, framing) and gathering mass of people so they can gank you up to win the argument.
If you are Filipino but you do not want to join them, Peenoise will CALL you RACE TRAITOR.

1. Peenoise when they successfully scamming someone: BOBO! GAGO HAHAHA!

Peenoise when the scammed person who tries to retailate but failed: LOOK @EVERYONE, THIS FAGGOT TRIES TO SCAM ME BUT FAILED! PUTANGINA MO!
2. Peenoise when they are wrong: WHAT, I AM THE ONE THAT RIGHT! IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, I CAN SEND YOU MY IRL INFOS LIKE MY FACE PICS AND MY ADDRESS.

Peenoise when someone else is wrong: HEYYYYYY, YOU'RE WRONG BITCH! *TRYING TO GATHER MASSES*
3. Peenoise when they are poor irl: Hmm, time to find rich person to milk them

Peenoise when they found the target: *Trying to be good with the person*

Peenoise after they milking the target and get caught: HAHA GAGO! PUTANGINA MO!
4. Peenoise when they ruins some race's gameplay: HAHAHA! WE ARE THE BEST RACE IN THE WORLD! #Proud_Pinoy

Peenoise when they lose in a fair fight: PUTANGINA MO! DAPAT GUMAMIT SIYA NG HACKS! (He must using hacks)

Also Peenoise: I-HACK NATIN ANG ACCOUNT NG TAONG ITO! (Let's hack this person's account)

by Alexander III of Macedon July 29, 2022

peedom

The sense of extreme freedom and relief one feels upon urinating after having been forced to "hold it" for an extended period of time.

She would give up her first born child for a shot at peedom.

by AssWithaK October 21, 2011