Pedro

Slang for boner, hard on, erection, stiffy or puple headed yogurt slinger. Originated from the movie varsity blues, as said by Jon Mox.

Ex. 1 "Did you finish your classwork?"
"No i popped pedro in class and was more worried about that"

Ex. 2 "did you see that fine bitch?"
"yeah she gave me pedro!"

by SG SDEF September 13, 2010

Pedroed

to be charged at, only to grab said chargers head and throw aside. opposite of 'zimmered.'

by r diddy October 20, 2003

Pedro

A guy's who you date that you really like but then after about 5 mouths stops talking to you for 3 months then out of nowhere texts you that there 'really sorry, they've been very busy and haven't had time to talk to you'

Hey has Pedro talked to you lately

Now he hasn't talked to me in 3 months

by Queen_5sos August 16, 2018

Pedro

That one nigga that always be bringing flavored salt to school and is also a drug dealer. Chances of getting a girlfriend are medium. Got glasses to.

Hey you sell lime flavored salt. Your a Pedro

by Daddy1234561 March 15, 2020

Pedro

a border hopping illegal mexican immigrant that comes to america to become a porn star

i saw the newest pedro in the movie last night

by rodrico February 18, 2005

Pedro

When someone states the fucking obvious or is totally lost and not with the program.

A way to acknowledge someone's stupidity.

Person 1: "Hey look how blue the sky is right now!"
Person 2: "Good fucking observation Pedro."

Person 1: "I'm so lost, isn't Hitler a first name?"
Person 2: "Oh my god Pedro where the fuck have you been?"

by RatchetA$$Hoeeeee April 2, 2016

Pedro

woody, boner, erection, jack and the beanstalk, how's-your-father, stiffy, ice cream man, pretty much when a guy's equipment pops up to see what's up.

pedro! down boy down!

by who cares? March 30, 2003