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Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.
Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."
by baconmeister July 14, 2011
mugGet the Keyboard Parkinson'smug.

Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.
That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!
by Sundiegan July 17, 2018
mugGet the Parallel Parkinson’smug.

harry parkinson

Absolute nonse of a man. Lock up your sons and daughters this kids gonna touch your kiddies
by Police detectives November 6, 2018
mugGet the harry parkinsonmug.

Parkinson’s law

Despite common misconceptions, Parkinson’s law is in fact more akin to Poka Yoke whereby a relentless focus on increasing the efficiency of an organization through any means necessary benefits both employees and shareholders.
When a management consultant applied Parkinson’s law to make my call center more efficient by requiring us to badge in to use the bathroom, I was initially upset because I could no longer take a nap in the stall after lunch, but soon realized I got more done at work at slept better at night. Win win!
by Bezos said so April 29, 2021
mugGet the Parkinson’s lawmug.

parkinsons skank out

Dancing to Dub Step. The dance consist of alternative arm flailing followed by a forward jolt of the head to the beat of the music.

Invented by Oli C
Person 1: "Mate thats a phat beat!"
Person 2: "Give it the parkinsons skank out!"
by jimnablazed July 14, 2009
mugGet the parkinsons skank outmug.

Parkinson's penis

"He fucked me with a Parkinson's penis!"
by Dipshit901 April 20, 2021
mugGet the Parkinson's penismug.

Parkinson's Fade

When you get a haircut, preferably a skin fade which could only be described as a barber with parkinson's haircut commonly found on James mc manus
Look at that civil cub with the parkinson's fade
by Trapezium head May 29, 2022
mugGet the Parkinson's Fademug.

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