Parkinsons

After a night on the sauce and you wake up with tremors

Went to hard last night and woke up with parkinsons this morning

by Cooperativeeel April 13, 2017

Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.

Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."

by baconmeister July 14, 2011

Peter Parkinson's syndrome

When you see your uncle die and it causes you to shake uncontrollably

We think he has Peter Parkinson's syndrome but we've only seen him do it with one uncle. We're going to need to another uncle to die to be REALLY sure.

by if u know you know January 5, 2022

Parkinson's Fade

When you get a haircut, preferably a skin fade which could only be described as a barber with parkinson's haircut commonly found on James mc manus

Look at that civil cub with the parkinson's fade

by Trapezium head May 29, 2022

Parkinson's penis

When a penis can't stop vibrating

"He fucked me with a Parkinson's penis!"

by Dipshit901 April 20, 2021

Parkinson’s law

Despite common misconceptions, Parkinson’s law is in fact more akin to Poka Yoke whereby a relentless focus on increasing the efficiency of an organization through any means necessary benefits both employees and shareholders.

When a management consultant applied Parkinson’s law to make my call center more efficient by requiring us to badge in to use the bathroom, I was initially upset because I could no longer take a nap in the stall after lunch, but soon realized I got more done at work at slept better at night. Win win!

by Bezos said so April 29, 2021

Elissa Parkinson

Elissa is someone who definitely has lots of sex because she gets lots of bitches. She also has really cool roommates- like insanely sexy, hot, talented, smart, attractive roommates. She’s also known to have very beautiful doll like features. (Also is pretty good at pong)

“Elissa Parkinson has a beautiful figure”

“Damn, that Elissa Parkinson probably has a lot of sex cuz she’s so hot. I need me an Elissa Parkinson in my life”

“Wow, Elissa Parkinson plays hay day a lot.”

by Erikkakimmm March 14, 2022