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does pinochio have wooden balls

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic
?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?
by J. @kins May 6, 2008
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pelvic pinochle

Another word for having sex. Some people may remember this wird from the episode from Futurama. In that episode, the Doctor tries to seduce the controller from an old woman called "Mom" in order to save the world from a robot attack.
Fry: "You and mom were.. were..?"
Farnsworth: "...Played pelvic pinochle? I'm afraid so."
all: "gasp!"
by Casmay26 April 7, 2008
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pinoche

A woman's crotch.
pronounced: pin-oach.
I'm gonna kick the betsy right square in the pinoche!
by broox October 11, 2005
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Panch

Short for Panchero's, it's the most badass Mexican restaurant on the face of the planet. Super fresh tortillas will make your head spin, and the smell of fresh guacamole might induce an orgasm. Warning though: overexposure to Panch will lead to a physical dependency and or addiction similar to that of crack cocaine or pornography.
1. "Dude you wanna get some Panch later?"

"Man, I've already had panch for lunch. Fuck it let's get some panch."
by Seanmo85 August 21, 2008
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panocha

panocha (pah no cha)- pussy
panochota (pan o cho tah)- good pussy
panochototototota - (pan o cho toe toe toe toe tah) gooooooooood pussy
by el guapo November 1, 2003
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Pnochria

Pronounced "Nock-reea" - the P is silent.

The cravass-like orifice between the female genitals and the anus. It has the purpose of excreting a translucent, odourless liquid that shrinks the testicles and turns the scrotum into mush if the female partner is displeased DURING intercourse.

WARNING: This varies from woman to woman but however statistics show that 1 in every 8 teenage females periodically experience this over 16 months. Eventually it will dry up and make the orifice unused apart from when it participates in Oral Sex and when the penis goes off-course.
Sam was doing great until he phoned Travis to tell him he was engaging in intercourse. Needless to say my pnochria went off and withered his manhood to viscious goo.

AAAH CHRIST MY BALLS OH GOD!
by Nightrunex September 28, 2009
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WET PANCHO

When a man spreads his naked butt cheeks and presses his asshole into a sleeping persons mouth and rips a huge wet fart, leaving speckeld reminants of poop in the persons mouth and on their lips.
When Veazy was sleeping on Franks couch, Tuttle gave him a wet pancho and his breath smelled so bad when he woke up, so he ate some del taco out of the garbage.
by Henning April 12, 2004
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