gold-painted turd

Something that has excessive hyperbole and popularity, pawned off as being great and excellent, when, underneath all the hoopla and hype, is actually quite pathetic, obnoxious, overpraised, and downright overrated.

As for the TV show "Grey's Anatomy", what a gold-painted turd.

by RDS May 18, 2006

pawned

A past-tense variation of the word pwn (see defintion). To have owned or beaten someone, usually in reference to an online gaming experience.

Roserman pawned Nein and Morrow on that last game of Call of Duty.

by Pentarix November 9, 2003

Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

Painted the mustache

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.

Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.

by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012

brigette lundy-paine

quite literally the best person to exist! they deserve the entire world and more and also brought to life one of the best characters ever, casey gardner. brig i love you <3

who is brigette lundy-paine?
brig is the best person in the entire world!

by caseygardnerloml November 27, 2021

Thomas Paine

(n.) Radical 18th century British polemicist whose critiques of monarchy, civil society, and religion had a great impact on America's "Founding Fathers." He was also a BDSM enthusiast and the inventor (jointly, with Benjamin Franklin) of a series of nipple clips that bore his aptly-suited surname throughout most of the late 18th century.

Thomas Paine was a famous British author and debater who influenced the American and French Revolutions.

by Dylan ***DaShizz*** July 6, 2009

plainedge

everyone who lives in plainedge knows there hood and loves it, the place to be on the weekends is always harmons or at schwarting to down brews and fuck people up. 99% of your school smokes pot and 100% of your school is always drinking everynigh of the weekend and summer, and you know the security guard who drives the jeep is a joke so when he tries to bust you, you laugh...the best damn place to be on LI

plainedge is so damn gutta

by joe cartsy October 27, 2007