piningitis 

The inflammation of the heart because of an intense act of pining for someone/something.

It can be caused by longing for someone who can't be yours and, etc.
Its effects are swelling, hard to breathe, having hallucinations that maybe they love you back and, etc.

Adam had piningitis when thinking about Karen.

piningitis by piningatsumu June 9, 2020

Pining 

When a character in a show decides that sex with another character is worth striving away from the very important task they are trying to achieve. Coined after Jonathan Pine in The Night Manager. Otherwise known as thinking with your d*ck.

Even though he was undercover on a top secret mission, Jonathan could not resists pining the mafia bosses wife.

Pining by littleowlegion November 23, 2020

Pining 

In fantasy sports, the act of benching all or some players in an effort to win statistical categories. Often times done by low IQ players in an effort to gain an edge in fantasy baseball.

Connor is pining all of his pitchers this week.

Pining by Guru6969 July 2, 2022

pining 

when 1 man uses his cocooned foreskin as a resting place for a pine cone until the pine cone turns green because of the cheese and then uses the cone as a pleasure item.

I’m pining tonight until my rectum explodes!

pining by Nigletmotion28 August 7, 2025

Michael Peninger 

Michael Penniger Is A Person You Rarely Ever See, He is A Tubby Guy And Adds Alot Of People On Snap. He Is Most Likely A Playstation Player And Talks To People From Other Places. He Also Doesnt Eat Much and Is Usaully Short

Have you seen Michael Peninger He Is Gay

Michael Peninger by Raisingseashells February 14, 2019