When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.
by Lylyann March 24, 2016
when someone skeest in a girl's eye to blind her, steals her belongings, and runs away (like a gypsy would)
"I gave her the one-eyed gypsy, came up on a ps3, a Cool Runnings DVD, and some scented candles, and got the fuck out of there!"
by Abraham Autumnwood July 13, 2012
That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!
Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”
by Curly26 June 24, 2019
When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!
by LTrain23 July 11, 2006
The phrase "One-Eyed Orangutan " is Used to Describe some guy which is pretty much blind and is playing Sniper on a Common Game Also known as CS:GO, an Example of this being used is:
CS:GO Player : "ayo you one-eyed Orangutan Peak Middle, Skunk"
*"one-eyed Orangutan Peak's And Dies as usual
*"one-eyed Orangutan Peak's And Dies as usual
by Orangutan Hater April 14, 2021
by bgal June 9, 2009
Slang for your cock. inspired by the Greek legend of Cyclops. a huge and powerful barbarian with one eye.
Becauae Tall Tommy, when you get big and hard and he stands up tall and proud, shares one obvious trait with his fellow barbarian - his enormously gigantic size - it's pretty obvious why he's called a giant. The reason for the other part of his nickmane requires some imagination: when he's big, the place in his head where your love juice shoots out when you come looks kind of like an eye.
If that takes some imagination, it's a lot more obvious why your big hard cock, when he stands up tall and proud and ready for action when you have a hard-on, double his size of only six or so inches when he hangs down between your legs before he's aroused, looks like a giant.
Becauae Tall Tommy, when you get big and hard and he stands up tall and proud, shares one obvious trait with his fellow barbarian - his enormously gigantic size - it's pretty obvious why he's called a giant. The reason for the other part of his nickmane requires some imagination: when he's big, the place in his head where your love juice shoots out when you come looks kind of like an eye.
If that takes some imagination, it's a lot more obvious why your big hard cock, when he stands up tall and proud and ready for action when you have a hard-on, double his size of only six or so inches when he hangs down between your legs before he's aroused, looks like a giant.
She moaned as I thrust my big one-eyed giant inside her.
"OHHHH!!!!!!" she said. "That feels so good, I can hardly stand it! He's so HUGE, I can't help screaming, he makes me feel so good!"
I would have replied, ensuring her that I enjoyed the sounds of her screams, but as it happened, at that very moment, I ejaculated, and as I came, it wasn't words that came out of my mouth, but a gigantic roar, like the roar of a lion, the vocal equivalent of the gigantic explosion that was shooting out of my cock at the same time. I drove my cock all the way inside her, as deep as he would go, and she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Oh YEAH!" I shouted. "I FUCKED you!"
"I'll say," she said. "How many times is that you've fucked me now this afternoon - it doesn't seem possible, but is that SIX?"
"Seven, actually," I replied, sounding as nonchalant as I could, "but who's counting?" I added, "This wiill be eight," and matched my actions to my words. I was still hard as steel, and horny as a sailor, and so, having paused only half a minute or so after coming, I began to thrust my cock into her once more, gently this time, but steadily. She began to sigh, once more, softly at first, then louder, as I thrust more deeply and more forcefully inside her. As I drove my cock deeper and more rapidly into her, the sighs deepened into moans, the moans intensified into screams, and soon, at the very top of her lungs, she was shouting, "Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, that feels SO good! Oh! Fuck me! Fuck me!! Fuck me!!! FUCK ME!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Again, I tried to be nonchalant as I came. Though there was no real doubt as to what her answer would be, I couldn't resists asking her, "Did you come?"
"Boy, did I ever!!" she responded.
I was finally beginning to feel laid-back and satisfied, but I couldn't resist giving her one more fuck as an encore. It took me a long time to reach climax this time, which meant that she was able to have several orgasms before I came. When I ejaculated, once more, I couldn't help shouting at the top of my lungs. "WOW!! That was a GREAT fuck!" I said, and rolled over, allowing my cock, finally, to slip out of her, and enjoy a well-deserved rest, this time allowing her to take the initiative, as she slid her lips over my cock. I grew hard again, and I placed my hands behind her head, looking into her eyes, as she sucked my dick. When I came, gasping with the intense delight I felt, I drew my hands tightly behind the back of her head, and sighed. This time, I allowed my cock to slide out of her mouth, and this time, I relaxed, and paused several minutes, before sliding my hard cock into her pussy again, and beginning to fuck her, once more.
"OHHHH!!!!!!" she said. "That feels so good, I can hardly stand it! He's so HUGE, I can't help screaming, he makes me feel so good!"
I would have replied, ensuring her that I enjoyed the sounds of her screams, but as it happened, at that very moment, I ejaculated, and as I came, it wasn't words that came out of my mouth, but a gigantic roar, like the roar of a lion, the vocal equivalent of the gigantic explosion that was shooting out of my cock at the same time. I drove my cock all the way inside her, as deep as he would go, and she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Oh YEAH!" I shouted. "I FUCKED you!"
"I'll say," she said. "How many times is that you've fucked me now this afternoon - it doesn't seem possible, but is that SIX?"
"Seven, actually," I replied, sounding as nonchalant as I could, "but who's counting?" I added, "This wiill be eight," and matched my actions to my words. I was still hard as steel, and horny as a sailor, and so, having paused only half a minute or so after coming, I began to thrust my cock into her once more, gently this time, but steadily. She began to sigh, once more, softly at first, then louder, as I thrust more deeply and more forcefully inside her. As I drove my cock deeper and more rapidly into her, the sighs deepened into moans, the moans intensified into screams, and soon, at the very top of her lungs, she was shouting, "Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, that feels SO good! Oh! Fuck me! Fuck me!! Fuck me!!! FUCK ME!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Again, I tried to be nonchalant as I came. Though there was no real doubt as to what her answer would be, I couldn't resists asking her, "Did you come?"
"Boy, did I ever!!" she responded.
I was finally beginning to feel laid-back and satisfied, but I couldn't resist giving her one more fuck as an encore. It took me a long time to reach climax this time, which meant that she was able to have several orgasms before I came. When I ejaculated, once more, I couldn't help shouting at the top of my lungs. "WOW!! That was a GREAT fuck!" I said, and rolled over, allowing my cock, finally, to slip out of her, and enjoy a well-deserved rest, this time allowing her to take the initiative, as she slid her lips over my cock. I grew hard again, and I placed my hands behind her head, looking into her eyes, as she sucked my dick. When I came, gasping with the intense delight I felt, I drew my hands tightly behind the back of her head, and sighed. This time, I allowed my cock to slide out of her mouth, and this time, I relaxed, and paused several minutes, before sliding my hard cock into her pussy again, and beginning to fuck her, once more.
by Charles LeChauve January 6, 2007