slip it on before you slip it in 

1. rule before having sex right besides finding out if the chick has STD's

2.to put a condom on to prevent more accidents like YOU from walking around

dude: me and my girlfriend are going to get busy
wise friend: alright, slip it on before you slip it in

slip it on before you slip it in by gangsta99 October 7, 2007

I Hope You Step on a Lego 

“I hope you step on a LEGO” is a phrase often used as a retort in rage comics and reaction images to express one’s resentment towards someone who has done something unpleasant as to deserve punishment or ill-fortune, such as accidentally stepping on a LEGO brick.

A: I hope you burn in hell!
B: Bitch please!
A: I hope you step on a Lego!
B: Don't ever say that again, you sick bastard.

I Hope You Step on a Lego by sirwoo June 15, 2013

You On Some Nut Shit 

A slang term in reference to doing something ridiculous typically used in the Philly region.

''Why you outside in the cold with no shirt on? You on some nut shit...''
''Boul on some nut shit wearing that fake ass belt''
''You on some nut shit fighting that lil ass boy''

You On Some Nut Shit by PeanutLive215 December 17, 2020

You on some naked shit

When you just don’t give a fuck on some savage shit

Ahhh bro you on some naked shit you crazy

You on some naked shit by Treble March 14, 2018

what you smoking on? 

The translation of this is "describe the type of cannabis you are currently smoking". Term is used in North Minneapolis, where people predominantly smoke blunts with mid grade cannabis. Sometimes preceds an offer to trade up to a few grams.

Upon greeting a middle aged group of women sharing a blunt, one calls out "Hey!" "What you smoking on?"

what you smoking on? by Beta888 October 28, 2013

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot 

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

are you shitting on my pancakes 

that's what i exclaim when i dont believe what i just heard or saw

alexander: wow, that caitlynn girl is pretty pimp tight yo

god: are you shitting on my pancakes?! she's more than pimp tight that girl is straight thug, hoe!

alexander: heck yes!

are you shitting on my pancakes by ghetto mama April 19, 2005