shawn mendes

A guy that’s very ugly and makes terrible music. he also has a tiny dick. #shootthemendesarmy

omg! shawn mendes makes me wanna kms

by yourmummy May 24, 2019

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Eva Mendes

A Celebrity Who Is One That Is Beyond The Hotness of The Sun. Has Been in Many Films and Many Photo shoots, only to appear in Sexy outfits, such as Lingerie.

To Be Used as A Compliment.
One of The Best Compliments in the World To Compare How Hot Someone Is.
If That Person is Not Hot, They are The Opposite of Eva Mendes.

"Hey... Um I Think You're Hot..." Boy Smiles as he spoke to His Crush.
"Really? How Hot?" Girl gets curious.
"Like Eva Mendes HOT!!!!"

"Awww <3"

Next Day They Go Out.

Boy looks at A Girl.
"You're the Opposite of Eva Mendes. Someone who's the Opposite of Eva Mendes shouldn't live...."
Girl Kills Herself.

by Westmoreland November 27, 2010

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Shawn mendes

Daddy!!

Friend 1:who’s that

Friend 2:that is what you call a snack

Friend 1:that’s what you call my new daddy

Shawn mendes is what you call a daddy or a snack if your hungry

by sillysausages101 December 18, 2018

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Guilherme Mendes

Guilherme is a Portuguese name and a good person. Most of the time he's really anxious or worried about the people who are with him most of the time. Guilherme can be such an asshole but he's just trying to protect himself from the people who don't like him. Guilherme is lovely and cute but don't make him feel worried or guilty about something he really gonna get really aggressive and anxious.

Who is Guilherme Mendes?

-it's a good person and he gonna help you!

by Guilherme Mendes November 23, 2021

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Lily Mendes

The best loser in town. She loves saying "no u" and breaking rules. Always living on the edge while living her best life while she fantasies about marrying famous singer Shawn Mendes.

Cc: Loser
Lily Mendes: No u *spams no u*

by seasea🌊 November 25, 2018

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