Jimmy-Jog

Two meanings:
1. Fit well together, get along, understand one another, vibe.
2. Indirect route to get somewhere.
John and I don't jimmy-jog well. (We don't get along)
You get there by going right and then jimmy-jog over a bit further.
by Phrase Maker 1970 January 07, 2022
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Emergency jog

The sort of jog that is motivated by the immediate regret one feels from having indulged in too much food.
Shit, I've eaten way too damn much. Time for an emergency jog.
by zeiphon May 08, 2010
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Jog Boy

A jog boy is a person who does extremely zoggish things. Sometimes he likes to put longboard trucks and wheels ona regular skateboard because he thinks it is "savage". He also likes to sit in front of the computer and play "Wolf Team" all day in hopes of getting paid for playing it. Another definition would be a young teen who likes to play with his dog cooper and getting extremely "physical" sometimes resulting in the "red rocket" or the "lipstick". Sometimes he puts this "lipstick" on his lips....literally.
"Brooks is such a Jog Boy."
"I know, he jacks off coop all day!"
by The anit-zog January 27, 2009
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Foreskin-jogging

A practice often performed by wankers.
by L.D. June 10, 2004
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Precinct Jogging

When political candidates and supporters go to neighborhoods (referred to as "precincts") to knock on doors, informing high propensity voters about who the best candidate for public office is. Instead of walking from door to door, time is saved by jogging.

Not recommended for fat people. Consult your physician before attempting, especially in hot weather.
Justin was out precinct walking with Dave. He just started jogging to cover ground, instead of walking. He was, in fact, Precinct Jogging.
by threatlevelorange June 12, 2010
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Gentleman’s Jog

The courteous increase of one’s pace from a walk to a jog or sprint, ideally when moving faster will benefit another person/people who were being polite in the first place.
I saw the friendly truck driver letting me walk across the street even after the walk sign turned off so I picked up my pace and gave him a Gentleman’s Jog in return so he could quickly get on his way.

Kieran patiently held the door for Michael who was 20 feet away so Michael, being a stand up guy, kicked it in to 12th gear and returned Kieran’s favor with a Gentleman’s Jog. They passed through the door in a timely fashion, shook hands and parted ways.
by Misterbig April 28, 2020
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Clog and jog

When you clog a toilet and run away from the toilet , leaving it clogged so someone else has to deal with it . Similar to dine and dash , but in a bathroom sense.
Charlotte : Alex , why is the toilet full ?
Alex: oh yeah, it's been like that , try plunging it

Charlotte : * try's plunging * * bathroom floods * shit shit shit what do we do?

Alex: clog and jog ?
Charlotte : clog and jog baby , let's get out of here
by Charbie126 July 13, 2013
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