A man to whom one is related by virtue of having had a slice of the same pie. Bird's Second Law of Custardation states that six degrees of custard kinship would unite virtually the whole mammalian population of Earth. Most of them by way of a certain bitch-whore I used to work with.
Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, that Brummagem Paki, the Dave Clark Five, the fourth 'Lassie' and half the population of Detroit are custard cousins.
by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2008
The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.
Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.
Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.
by mercunium November 11, 2003
by stuarty matthews October 24, 2007
by thestig86 November 12, 2012
Hey what does Bill do all day, he never comes out!
Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.
Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.
by Captain Douche February 23, 2005
Holy shit, you slept for eighteen hours straight? That is such a custard bath!
Hey, Katy, your kitten is such a custard bath.
Hey, Katy, your kitten is such a custard bath.
by Lejay September 28, 2010
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