obsesity

Roses are red.
Sugar is sweet.
It's not a disease--you're fat 'cause you eat.

My doctor asked if obsesity ran in my family, but I explained to him it was more of a hustled waddle if anything.

by Wud Geblume July 24, 2006

obesities

a person of larger persuasion having the diabetes

After the double cheeseburger and diet coke, I felt my obesities acting up.

by chopperdodger November 2, 2011

Obestity

Derogatory.

A man who is so obese, that he has a pronounced pair of male breasts, (titties)
Combining the pronunciation to obese, beast and titty into one word to describe an obese man's beast titties.

"holy shit dude, look at that obestity over there, he's gotta be a d cup"

Meatloaf in Fight Club.

by WretchedBlakk February 10, 2014

Maximus-Obesitus III

The state of obesity at which there is no hope of recovery. Friends and family might as well order a piano box and hope it comes before the individual dies. The individual must be kept in a garage to insure access of heavy machinery for the removal of said persons earthly remains. The existence of this individual is beyond worthless; it is a negative value to society. Streets may have to be shut down as cranes bring the remains to an open field. The only benefit from their burial is that the displacement of dirt is so great that many sledding hills can be formed from it. However, they have achieved no points in life and we can only hope that God sends them to hell to sweat off all their fat before allowing them to crowd up heaven.

Holy Cow! Have you seen Maxwell lately? He is totally looking like a Maximus-Obesitus III

by Dugz May 8, 2010

obesitize

To grow immensely, ridiculously fat. Often occurs after overdosing on coffee and regurgitating it, followed by ice cream binge eating.

"You're going to get fat. And then you're going to die."

"Oh gracious! I dont want to obesitize!"

by grammarqueen April 8, 2010

Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.

"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"

by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025

Obesitas

A girl who suffers from severe obesity. Can be used to describe obese mexican girls due to the the ending -tas. Which reminds us of the song of the maracas.

Have you seen this Obesitas sitting behing us? She is the reason why there is world hunger.

by FootJobLover July 9, 2018