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Equal Opportunity Fucker

...or other wise known as an EOF!!! Someone who isn't finicky, and likes it both beefy and cheesy....in bed!
I like them big, tall, fat, small, short, dumb, smart, etc...I am an Equal Opportunity Fucker...EOF....whatcha got?
by RED1043.com February 26, 2009
mugGet the Equal Opportunity Fuckermug.
Friend - you gonna Golden opportunity in Buffalo tonight?
Chris - probably not =\
by GoNoles1-11 September 4, 2019
mugGet the Golden Opportunity in Buffalomug.

Equal Opportunity Offender

Someone who makes jokes towards all races, including ones own race. Typhically a white dude calling himself a fancier word for racist.
“That’s not racism because I am an Equal Opportunity Offender
by frickfungus December 18, 2017
mugGet the Equal Opportunity Offendermug.
you gotta take the opportunity

once said by mark lee
"To grasp this taste , grasp you .... so you gotta seize the opportunity"
by grassp February 17, 2021
mugGet the you gotta seize the opportunitymug.
The amount of time a Hooters Girl is single and available as a dating prospect. Usually measured in milliseconds.
Guy 1: "Did you hear? Dawn the Hooters Girl is Single!"
Guy 2: "Forget it. That information is at least 10 minutes old. The Hooters Girl Opportunity Window on that one closed."
by bobandbill July 12, 2011
mugGet the Hooters Girl Opportunity Windowmug.

Equal opportunity friend

A person of a minority race used by a large group of white people to make them seem less racist.
"There are too many whities at this party, someone call

Tyrone, our equal opportunity friend, before this starts looking like a KKK convention".
by Whiteymcwhiterson September 15, 2011
mugGet the Equal opportunity friendmug.
The ideal location or spot to be in for success.
At a bar, I want to sit at a table that is a POMO (Positionof Maximum Opportunity) for checking out the hotties.

In sports, I was in a POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity) to receive the pass that led to my score.
by Hang Loose Bro March 27, 2010
mugGet the POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity)mug.

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