n. a noonwhistle is a man who whines incessantly for petty reasons due to a hormonal imbalance where excess estrogen is released into the body
v. to noonwhistle is the equivalent of the female menstrual period in a man.
v. to noonwhistle is the equivalent of the female menstrual period in a man.
n. Look at that noonwhistle over there whining about not getting all his money back for beer.
v. -Why is he whining about his shoes hurting so much?
-Oh, hes just noonwhistling again. It's that time of the month.
v. -Why is he whining about his shoes hurting so much?
-Oh, hes just noonwhistling again. It's that time of the month.
by al the killer August 25, 2008
Get the Noonwhistle mug.An easier way to explain it is 30 minutes past noon, rather than it turning into a hour long debate about when it becomes AM and PM
Mike-I came in for work at twelve thirty
Jackass-You guys are still open then?
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by J-reed October 7, 2007
Get the Noon Thirty mug.1. to have quick wits, to be sharp, to be smart.
2. to be tactful, to be able to read another person's intentions.
3. sometimes can be used as a child's first name.
2. to be tactful, to be able to read another person's intentions.
3. sometimes can be used as a child's first name.
1. nicole has a lot of noonchis.
2. like me's need noonchi to please other people.
3. glenn wants to name his son, "noonchi."
2. like me's need noonchi to please other people.
3. glenn wants to name his son, "noonchi."
by miss noonchi October 8, 2005
Get the noonchi mug.An ancient group of people who originated in Arabia in late 200 b.c. They breed from within their own families and have distinct characteristics that define their culture, such as large lips and big ears. They have now spread around the world and now make up 1.326 percent of the world's population. The purebreed Noonites have one particular quality where on full moon nights they turn into tadpoles. Noonan Syndrome also originated in this race of people.
-I am fascinated by the Noonite culture.
-I am taking a class on the history of the Noonites at my local college.
-Morgan and Nick are Anti-Noonites.
-I am taking a class on the history of the Noonites at my local college.
-Morgan and Nick are Anti-Noonites.
by nicholas Nasty August 14, 2009
Get the Noonite mug.The act of a male putting the stocking of a woman on his hard cock and fucking the nylon with his hand..Usually ends up with ejaculating in the stocking.
by hosefucker December 1, 2003
Get the nylon fuck mug.Not having actual sex during lunch, but having parts of it, like blowjob, eating out, fingering ect.... during lunch
by braves505 July 14, 2009
Get the nooner-bits mug.The equivalent to the word "boobies" but when typed on a Blackberry Pearl, slightly intoxicated, it might come out as this.
How big are your noonurs?" "What!?
by Encryptedc August 9, 2010
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