Noonwhistle

n. a noonwhistle is a man who whines incessantly for petty reasons due to a hormonal imbalance where excess estrogen is released into the body

v. to noonwhistle is the equivalent of the female menstrual period in a man.

n. Look at that noonwhistle over there whining about not getting all his money back for beer.

v. -Why is he whining about his shoes hurting so much?
-Oh, hes just noonwhistling again. It's that time of the month.

by al the killer August 25, 2008

nordwhistle

A bumbler, doofus, or other such loser

That dude is a real nordwhistle
What kind of a nordwhistle move was that?

by johnny herrengo June 29, 2009