Mammy nun

Humanoid creature with dark skin, swollen potato-shaped head, duck bill, and medieval religimous costumery growing out their body. Mammy nuns are more or less undestructible.

The Mammy Nuns were created by feeding mashed potatoes contaminated with synthetic mutagens to San Quentin prison inmates.

Coined by Frank Zappa in the early eighties for his bizarre rock opera, "Thing-Fish".
Mike's fashion-sense-challenged girlfriend dresses like a mammy nun.
by Ronly Bonly Jones March 6, 2005
mugGet the Mammy nunmug.

punchable nun

a prostitute, window tapper, lady of the night, fallen bird, meat curtain vendor, or "slip-and-slide" merchant
I saved up my allowance to get a punchable nun and had enough left over to get nachos.
by grobins September 13, 2003
mugGet the punchable nunmug.

nun's nasty

To describe something as very dry. A nasty is a Queensland term for vagina. The implication being that because of a nun's vows, her nasty will be dry.
Gee, we've had no rain for six months. This land is as dry as a nun's nasty.
by mt1 June 29, 2006
mugGet the nun's nastymug.

Nuns Cunt

Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.
Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.
by donkeyboyd April 18, 2006
mugGet the Nuns Cuntmug.

Deflowered Nun

A nun who has lost her virginity, usually through sexual intimacy with another member of the Clergy, but who carries on with her duties as if she were chaste.
Joe: "Man, that babe is hot. I wish she weren't a nun."
Dan: "No worries, man. I hear she's a deflowered nun."
by Qbie November 5, 2014
mugGet the Deflowered Nunmug.

naughty nun

A reverse missionary position where the girl is on top and the guys legs are up over her shoulders. In this position the girl has to do most of the thrusting work so she really has to want it, thusly the naughty nun. Can be difficult especially for couples with big height difference
"So how was last night with that girl you left the bar with?"
"that girls raunchy we were just getting started and she turned naughty nun on me"
by naughtnunned1 December 10, 2009
mugGet the naughty nunmug.

Flying Nun

When screwing a girl from behind, wrap a towel around her head. Then, grabbing the "wings" of the towel, you pull yourself up so your dick is still inside of her but your knees are off the ground, and straighten you legs. You look like the flying nun. To take it a step further, when you cum, you should tell her she is a "bad habit". Warning: don't try with a skinny girl because she may not be able to support your full weight.
I picked up this girl from the bar, brought her home, and pulled the flying nun on her. Thank goodness she was a thick girl so she could support my weight!
by B-Rabbit Mike June 17, 2020
mugGet the Flying Nunmug.

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