numptied

Something that doesn't work even it is impossible to work incorrect.

It's not working! Is it numptied?

by Hrvoje May 20, 2004

Numpty

Noun: Numpty
Adjective: Numptious
Adverb: Numptiously
Verb: to Numpt........
Noun phrase: "the height of numptiousness!"

Definition: Some-one who spends their time declining avant-garde vernacular into imaginary grammatical components.......

Yeah that means....... errr me!

by Stu Pid February 9, 2004

numpty

numpty (numpti) noun, col, nowt in, empty One who makes it so apparent to the average motorist that they are completely unsuited to the technology and complexity of guiding a vehicle on the Queens highway that they should be stopped, dragged from that vehicle, slapped about the head with a copy of the highway code and made to use public transport.

Thus making said Queens highway more accessable to Pistonheaders

see also: muppet

by apache January 6, 2004

numpty

A Lincolnshire inbred local yokel

Go to Lincolnshire theres loads of em!

by Richard February 6, 2003

numpty

Someone with the surname Murphy who tries all day to piss everyone off.

Phil, you are a numpty.

by Denumptificator July 18, 2003

Numpty

A term of endearment by Rab C Nesbitt before he nuts you!

Cum 'ere ya numpty before I put the heid on ye

by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003

numpty

A dopey northerner

Paul Robinson is a numpty

by Ashley Wilson October 7, 2003