steak tomaszewski

A thick slab of beef raised in New Jersey. Typically not considered a delicasy.

R - Do you want Steak Tomaszewski for dinner?
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.

by Randall Cobb November 17, 2016

Steak and BJ

A holiday for men that falls on March 14. If the man treats his woman good and makes her feel special on Valentine's Day, then she should make him feel special on Steak and BJ Day by giving him a steak and a blowjob.

See the holiday's official Steak and BJ Day website: steakandbj.org

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

Baby Steak

Nickname for someone who just started gaining muscles, used in a mocking way - however mainly among friends as a joking nickname for a member of the group.

Bro, you a baby steak.

by CoasterDisks August 9, 2021

Sloppy steak

When you pour water on your steak.

I used to be such a piece of shit, me and my friends would order steaks, and then pour water on them. The sloppy steak was so good!

by Jonny_eh July 10, 2021

Steak Hooker

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.

I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.

by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011

Steaks in the house

When You go to a place of anykind and see that there are a lot of nice looking women

Wow this bar has got steaks in the house tonight

by Hef September 28, 2008

woman's steak

a pork chop cooked with Shake 'n Bake.

"My wife thinks a woman's steak counts as the real thing."

"I bet Clay Aiken prefers a woman's steak over the real McCoy."

by ecdaillest January 21, 2013