one hundred and ninety-six

number of definitions for the word fucktard. I shit you not. Its alternate spelling, fucktart has only 8 as of yet. The term was originally clever, but became monotonous after about the umpteenth definition, when people started defining it with the names of people they wanted to dis.

fucktard: (someone's name).

by Canada street's in the bldg. September 22, 2006

nostrils ninety-nine

nostrils ninety-nine is the largest number in the world. the only number larger than infinity.

i love you nostrils ninety-nine times more than a fat kid loves candy.

by mynameis7 August 2, 2007

upper ninety

the most extreme, ultimate lipper and dipper possible; instructions: take a fat ass dipper and stick into your upper lipper.

Lippers and Dippers, and Slippers and Flippers......Upper Ninety

by phisharmy December 2, 2003

nineteen-ninety-never

A phrase used when someone says something both outdated and unfunny, following "that is so."

'All your base are belong to us!'
'God, that is so nineteen-ninety-never. It wasn't even funny when it came out.'

by Care June 22, 2004

Upper Ninety

The most exstreme source of lippage humanly possible. When one comences to take a fatty dipper and stick up at a degree of upper ninty. This upper ninety must require skill from years possibly months of practie. The ultimate lipper was once done by a red headed prodigy by the name of NICK BIRKY.

Lippers and dippers and flippers and slippers........ No Rob shut quit im doing it ....... Rob ........ Fuck you lawlor......... ok guys are you ready. Ok just one sec..... ok ...... Upper Ninety

by Nick Birky December 4, 2003

upper ninety

hahahah HEY rob upper ninty

Rob did u catch that fatty uppre ninety

by Nick Birky December 4, 2003

It's worth the ninety-nine

Usually used when referring to the Apple App Store or Android Market, describing the worth of the app compared to the cost.

Hey, did you download that app that counts how many times you pooped in the last year?

Nah, not yet. Is it free?

No, but it's worth the ninety-nine.

by RedFreeman November 23, 2011