NFL

Not Fucking Likely

This will not happen
Are you going to watch the superbowl?

NFL. Don't be silly.
by Henrico Popadopolus January 12, 2004
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To request no garnish on a rum or tequila beverage, or Corona / Corona Light beer. An abbreviation of "No Fuckin' Lime".
by jdliscious August 30, 2007
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A league of a bunch of wusses where the kickers get hit more than the QBS a softie league a league where if you lay your hands on a QB your ejected or if you dance in the end zone it’s unsportsmanlike conduct you can’t catch a football without causing controversy
The NFL is League for 2 year olds
by Bigpapajohn4real October 22, 2018
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A NFL ( Nigga For Life) Means Basically A Nigga You Know Always Gonna Be Around & Have Ya Back ! Someone You Know That You Can Go To When You Need To Talk , Or You Just Need Some Support. Like Y'all Got Love For Each That's Mutual , And Y'all Don't Play About Each Other , Nobody Can Come Between Y'all ! Y'all Defend Each Other By Any Means Necessary !
That's My NFL , I Don't Play About Him !
by Lovely.soul March 26, 2016
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The dumbed down version of the CFL (Canadian Football League) meant to produce hicks to watch halftime shows, commercials, and cheerleaders.
NFL sucks balls compared to the CFL
by saaaaaaaaaaywho November 15, 2010
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a group of friends that hang out together that a bad ass niggas that hate the shit out of niggers and will do just about anything to kill them... they use the terms dumbass, bitch,fucking A, fucking right, fucking shit and cunt waffle freely towards eachother and espically toward other people... they will beat the shit out of anybody and no body can stand in their way to geting what they want and if you do " it sounds like a personal problem" fucking bitch... they are Niggas For Life
the NFL's are bad ass i heard they beat the shit out of some nigger...
by anything January 03, 2008
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A football organization, who at the superbowl one year had all of the lights go out after half time. The middle of the game, and there were no lights. NFL stands for No Freaking Lights.
Man did you hear about the NFL?

What about it?
There were No Freakin Lights after halftime!
by Elisa Townl February 06, 2013
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