real nelson

When a person is so annoyed by something so small to the point they become a real Nelson

Man that guy is such a real Nelson, I only brushed shoulders with that guy

by 69 bob March 16, 2021

Connor Nelson

a retard that lives in huntsville alabama and attends buckhorn middle school

I heard that Connor Nelson kid has a small penis

by DeeepSleeep March 21, 2022

The Liam Neeson

A fatal attack that consists of a hard throat chop (by hand or with a gun) followed sometimes by a headslam against a solid surface. It is not to be used carelessly. Seen in action during the badass movie "Taken", starring Liam Neeson.

Eric: Martin was giving you the stink eye all last night, what was up with him?

Brandon: Well, he was being a mouthy bitch the other day so I had to give him The Liam Neeson.

Eric: I'm surprised he's still breathing.

by LoadedGunn47 November 29, 2010

Liam Neeson

The biggest badass know to man. Known to throat punch and inside knee kick a person from time to time and is never scared to kill a person.

This guy at McDonald's messed up my order so I Liam Neesoned his ass in the throat.

by AsianInvasion23 February 25, 2011

Pull a Nelson

Rather look across the street before running across just simply run across and hope for the best. Which will never end in the safety of the other side of the road, you will always be hit by the car and break your jaw and many other bones

One man's thought:Hmm instead of looking before crossing this street I'm just going to cross.
Outloud man1:IM GOIN ACROSS THE STREET DURING PEAK TRAFFIC HOURS!
*Man 1 is hit by a car*
Man 2:Dude, you just pulled a nelson. Good job dumbass.
*Man 2 turns to the Camera*
Man 2:Now kids be careful when crossing the street. You wouldnt want to pull a nelson.

by Lulzey McLulzster December 21, 2008

jesy nelson

1/4 of Little Mix. One of the prettiest, funniest, and most inspiring people I know. She has amazing vibrato and a big heart.

Jesy Nelson was bullied when she was younger, and now uses her lyrics to inspire others.

by LMLover December 21, 2013

admiral nelson

(1) It'll get you drunk! You'll be fuckin fat bitches in no time! ARRR!!! Perhaps the best rum ever made, it will get you drunk for cheap without the hangover you'd expect from other cheap liqours such as Mr. Boston, or Popov. Though often dismissed as a cheap knock off of captain morgan, it tastes very similar, is half the cost and the admiral has won in several blind taste tests. It is also true he runs a tight ship. ARRR!!!!

(2) A cheap spiced rum, cheaper and better than Captain Morgan.

(3) Admiral Horatio Nelson, commander of the Royal Navy when Britain won the great battle of Trafalgar. Not quite as much of an accomplishment as selling a high quality good tasting rum for half of what the competition sells it for.

(1) "I'm low on money and need to get this freshman girl crunked so I can bone her tonight. Better stop by liqours and pick up some admiral!"

(2) These minors are way too dumb to notice the difference between admiral and captain. Just put the admiral in an old captain bottle and they'll be like "oh i love captain morgan, it tastes so much better than your semen"

(3) "Dude, Captain Morgan was just a lousy butt pirate. Admiral Nelson won the battle of trafalgar."

by The Shark May 16, 2006