Crotch Nachos

When your jizz looks or tastes like cheese.

"Oh man, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and it tasted like cheese!"

"Yup, crotch nachos."

by pervs4eva January 31, 2010

Nacho Puncher

An old boxer who is past his prime who refuses to retire no matter how many times he gets his ass kicked. Aka Rocky

I went to the fight last night and saw a Nacho Puncher. It got ugly.

by bearsnake September 11, 2013

buenos nachos

1. Spanish translation: good nachos (nachos: a fried tortilla chip usually served with cheese dip)
2. The incorrect way of saying "Good night" in Spanish. Should be "Buenas Noches".

John: "Maria, I had a great night with you. Buenos Nachos."

Maria: "John, when did we eat nachos? Did you mean to wish me a good night?"

John: "Oh, yes you are right I'm sorry. I'm such a gringo Maria, please forgive me."

Maria: "Buenas Noches, gringo!"

by judyrox July 30, 2010

Weekend Nachos

Best hardcore band ever.

"Yo did you go to the Weekend Nachos show last weekend?"

"Yeah dude mad pit fatalities."

by dicksneeze January 18, 2009

Nacho Nucleus

The center part and main chip(s) of a bowl of nachos that holds all the nachos together. It contains the most chips, cheese and toppings in the whole bowl.

"Every pile of Nachos has one main chip that holds the whole thing together! The Nacho Nucleus! You don't take the Nucleus! You work around it!
...you honor it!" -Doug from the King of Queens.

by TheFiend138 July 29, 2014

nacho cheese

the makeup of Donald Trump

Trump uses a mixture of nacho cheese and cheeto dust to give his face that lavish orange look found only in old, rich, orange males.
Buy some today and look just like all your favorite fascist %@#holes!

by a babies goad April 14, 2017

nacho cheese

Cheese that isn't yours.

Thats nacho cheese fool.

by josh June 29, 2003