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Myspace Tom 

The guy who made the horror of Myspace.
Hey, I'm Tom, and I ruined millions of lives. THX.
Myspace Tom by Doey Ram May 24, 2005

myspace voodoo 

Coined by half of the popular radio duo "Opie and Anthony," Greg "Opie" Hughes considers Myspace voodoo the art of a large or unattractive woman disguising herself with clever camera tricks in order to appear seductive, skinnier, or more aesthetically appealing in some way.
I met that girl the other day, but let me tell you, that was some serious Myspace Voodoo going on.
myspace voodoo by thefirebuilds January 3, 2008

myspace face 

the face everyone makes in their myspace pictures. This face is

for girls: pouty eyes with a smirk or pursed lips. The shoulder comes up and attatches to the chin. fingers in the west side sign optional

for guys: shirts up showing off their abs, while making some macho head nod, face looking cool and unassuming.
Matt: Damn, did you see Macaylas myspace?

Mario: yeah, shes got that myspace face, right?
myspace face by Crohnser June 3, 2006

myspace arrest

When Tom deletes your account and you dont even know why.
The myspace arrest was brutal and violent
myspace arrest by Chicago Bulls March 21, 2008

Myspace Romancer

1. A person who adds randoms on Myspace and flirts with them, with no intentions of ever meeting the person.

2. A person who seems far more confident online then offline (the geeky computer kid.)

1.
"Hey, howcome you signed off last night?"
"Sorry, this myspace romancer guy kept trying to hit me up!"

2.
Myspace Romancer Online; "Heyy babe, you lookin' v. fine, wanna catch up?"
Myspace Romancer Offline;
"Eh hi, umm, *stutter* I was, um, wonder-i-ing if you, maybe, one time, on-l-ly if u want, wanted to umm.. *runs off*."
Myspace Romancer by sexpackets December 16, 2008
website that encourages the scene, the emo and even the ghettto to photo graph themselves in thier bathrooms and proceed to spend hours upon hours whoring themselves out.
it has become an epidemic
be cautined: it is addictive
myspace, a place for friend

(pshhht. i encourage you hack into the site and change it to myspace, a place for scene whores)
myspace by Noma March 7, 2005