Myspacer

A girl/man who takes excellent myspace pics but when you see them in person is not that good looking.

Guy1: dude, you should check this chick out i found on myspace she's so hot!
Guy2; Bro, i know that chick. She's a total myspacer.

by bigred4430 April 5, 2009

myspace

What started out as a website, now has become a cultural reference, laughingstock, mainly due to the large amount of freshman getting pedo'd, because they give out all their info, right down to their social security number, in hopes of gaining more "friends"

You know it's bad when the teachers are going "Shut up, or I'll delete you from my MySpace!"

by kidsxonxdrugs February 18, 2006

MySpace

The "black hole" of the internet.

If I weren't out with you guys tonight I would probably be home refreshing my MySpace page every five seconds

by K Star April 10, 2006

myspace

something that isn't worth comment.

myspace is equivalent to fanny packs, once grabbed ahold of it's a plague and pointless.

by glue mcdonald August 16, 2006

MYSPACE

1. Terrible color schemes.
2. Hilariously bad music list.
3. Same boring set of photos which consist of angled, black and white, or 'crank up the gamma' pics to hide pimples/fat. If that's not bad enough, there's always a retarded emo phrase underneath the pic.
4. Every word typed in alternating caps or ebonics.
5. Pages usual have 50+ flash gifs of the word 'SHORTY' or 'PRINCESS'.
6. If you're not into shitty music and shitty trends, stay away. Looking for individuality? STAY AWAY!

Guy1: hey check out this site, www.myspace.com
Guy2: hmm what's this... holy shit what the fuck is this shit? what is that terrible music playing?!

by GOERNR January 11, 2006

myspace

1.) Place where I made lots of "friends" before I went home for Christmas break then met up with some of them once I got home only to discover that our relationships were solely based on random comments that are only funny if it's past 3 AM and that I have no real life social skills.

2.) Emo/ hipster mecca. Sure they're hot and well dressed, but they all listen to the same music and share the same awkward haircut.

"Turns out, 'Will' the emo gangster I met on myspace doesn't have much to say in person. Nor do I."

by loser face February 22, 2005

myspace

a haven for teenagers, and people pretending to be teenagers who need an ego boost and a hair cut.

myspace: a place for scene sluts.

dinoheartrobot: omgz im so sad!
xlovelikemurderx: awww why hun?
dinoheartrobot: cuz i onli gawt liek 7 frend rekwests and 9 cmts todai!
xlovelikemurderx: i got like, 10 or something. im pretty bummed too.

by rizzachael August 18, 2005