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A school full of Horry county. It is filled with {hoes} and horrible teachers. They give you useless punishment for no reason. Going to this school will make you {depressed}. This school is also filled of {psychopaths} who text 911 for no reason!!!!
North Myrtle Beach Middle School is the worst school ever

North myrtle Beach middle is hell
by dumb blonde riley February 14, 2020
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Myrtle Beach pigs foot

it is when a female sex partner shits on a male’s penis then proceeding to give him a footjob
Me and my girl last night was getting our freak on. She gave me a Myrtle Beach Pigs Foot at the end.
by highclassontop June 26, 2025
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Moaning Myrtle

The exceptionally irritating and creepy ghost girl from Harry Potter, who in the films was actually played by Daniel Radcliff in drag.
Moaning Myrtle is probably NOT hiding in your toilet right now but you should probably check anyway
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frothable myrtles

Raged here one time with some frothable myrtles, but there werent many other people.
by urbansean December 1, 2009
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Moffing Myrtle

A name given to someone when they miss or mess up an action; this could be messing up a dart throw, golf swing or other similar action.
Guy 1: *playing darts* “I can’t hit my 20’s tonight…”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”
by Nyknup September 17, 2025
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Myrtle beach hitch hiker

Guy with mustache going down on girl and puts thumb up her butt
Austin shaved his beard into a mustache to give her the ole myrtle beach hitch hiker
by Steak and cake February 14, 2023
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Myrtle Beach 23

A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022
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