Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
by jabberwokey October 11, 2023
Get the My phone flew to my left/right hand mug.Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022
Get the Sorry My Friend Took My Phone mug.by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023
Get the eat my phone mug.Internet slang for when an iPhone humorously autocorrects a text message, see also All Your Base Are Belong to Us
by TaxMan73 May 28, 2025
Get the It not I’d my phone hates mug.When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.
I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.
by anonymous June 29, 2021
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