My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

My Phones Ringing

When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️

A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"

by Anigw@rdM December 20, 2018

It not I’d my phone hates

Internet slang for when an iPhone humorously autocorrects a text message, see also All Your Base Are Belong to Us

Dang sorry for that text "It not I’d my phone hates"

by TaxMan73 May 28, 2025

Hit My Phone

To call a person on there cell phone, and to be instrested in them

"Hey baby, hit my phone..."
"K."

by My dictionary2009 September 27, 2020