my mom gay lol

It's a horrible way to do suicide. Ur mom gay lol is the worst insult you can ever say. Because you say my mom gay lol it goes against you instead which will give you a lot of pain.

Suicider: I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.
Virgin: No don't do it im a virgin.
Suicider: My mom gay lol *dies*

by Goatmomz March 12, 2018

To buy my mom a minivan

A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.

Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"

Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*

by TheLord007 July 13, 2021

I want my mom

When you feel lonely, troubled or sad and you need someone to hug you like your mom

Asking for directions: I want my mom someone help me
Seeking comfort : I feel sick I want my mom

by Avance September 27, 2017

Is Urban Dictionary my mom?

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.

Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

I love my mom

Thank your mom for me I wanna be like you like you

I love my mom :)

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 2, 2022

smells like my mom

(a sense) when one person, place, or thing smells like ones mother.

Me: That air freshener smells like my mom.

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 5, 2019

My mom(aka Dawn)

My mom is amazing and i love her

hey have you seen My mom(aka Dawn)

yea shes nice

by iamweirdo May 25, 2020