mutton lamb ratio

a bit like the vicky mendoza line .... but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).

dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse

by gwbert November 16, 2014

moisture-seeking mutton missile

The penis, primed and ready for action.

His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.

by Jamie Rodger October 20, 2003

muttoneer

A rebel against the groupthink, someone who rebels against the conformist values of society and thinks for themselves. The antithesis of sheeple.

-He certainly was a little *different*.
-But it's cool, he's a real muttoneer.

by Markoff Chaney May 3, 2005

mutton dressed up as lamb

An older lady dressed like a skank

Nice piece of ass on that... shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb

by Vailima October 14, 2016

mutton and rice

Mutton and rice - that good dish that is cooked in your hometown, slang for hometown food/scran

Mum: I cooked you your favourite meal tonight

Son: No way! You made me that banging mutton and rice
Mum: you know it!

by HarryChadwick789 March 5, 2017

Mutionalipixation

Mutionalipixation: common word used to describe a doofus maneuver

*Some guy drowning*
"Stop being such a Mutionalipixation"

by Mutionalipixation/Mutionalipix July 14, 2022

Mutionalipixating

Used to tell someone they are being a Mutionalipixation

*someone drowning*
"Stop Mutionalipixating, get up"

by Mutionalipixation/Mutionalipix July 14, 2022