punchin' the munchkin

Funny way to describe jacking off.

Jay got caught punchin' the munchkin in the bathroom.

by boobies March 13, 2004

Moob Munching

The act of munching a moob (man + boob)

Roy is moob munching Andy

by henkdevries69 June 28, 2010

stop munching on my noodle

a different way of saying "stop riding my dick"

Tell this asshole behind me to stop munching on my noodle!

by murderhousemistress December 29, 2017

Backseat Munching

Backseat Munching is the act of instigating // starting shit amongst others in order to cause chaos.

Another instance of Backseat Munching is in videogames. Upon fighting a difficult mob, or boss they are backseat munching your lets-play causing you a headache.

1st Example: "Yo John was backseat munching and telling Chris that I called him fat"

2nd Example: "That mob in Minecraft was backseat munching so hard! Killed me 3 times damn it!"

3rd Example: You're playing jackbox & the spectators are being backseat munchers, they're adding input that doesn't effect the game just to start shit between the players.

by NitroPvPYT March 18, 2022

Lubing the munchkin

to masterbate. term is mostly used with guys.

I was surprised when I walked in on my boyfriend lubing the munchkin.

by pinetreebaby June 2, 2008

Ping Tao Munchkin

The Sidekick of Luck you Always pray for on those days you need just something to smile.

Will appear and grant you 1 wish. sex related and Hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .

Usually found in London waterloo station selling big mac's

" i got hit by a car.. luckily the ping tao munchkin turned up just before i died. and i managed to save myself. also he handed me this. Great tasting cabbage. Thank god for the Ping Tao Munchkin"

by Bryman!326 August 8, 2009

i too, enjoy munching on potatoes

A phrase used to say to another person in a polite manner, "Go screw off."

Tom: Hey Bob, did you see that new V2?
Bob: i too, enjoy munching on potatoes

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 8, 2018