She’s scared of small things and doesn’t know what she wants in this world. She’s trying to figure out her future but can’t. She only wants to make people happy, but that often comes at her expense. There are rarely days that she doesn’t want to cry. She just on the larger side and hates tight fitting clothes because when she breathes she thinks everyone can see her stomach. She’s holding her breath trying not to mess up.
by Decisions are hard October 17, 2019
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Marissa is my best friend
by zac whitcomb November 23, 2010
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the girl who makes your head turn, your heart ache, and your tent pitched. she will drive you mad though.... and watch out. she is feisty.
I walked in the bar and there was Marissa. Doing her thing as usual like it was no big deal, lighting up the room.
by unusual suspect October 6, 2008
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Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely fuckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.
“Damn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody”
“Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there"
"marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!.."
“Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there"
"marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!.."
by heyfever May 2, 2008
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person 1: she just dumped me..
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
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Irony according to the Alanis Morissette song, "Ironic;" an unfortunate situation misidentified as ironic in nature.
Irony according to the Alanis Morissette song, "Ironic;" an unfortunate situation misidentified as ironic in nature.
"I can't believe I woke up before my alarm went off!" Sheila spouted.
"Wow, that's ironic! Hehehehehe." Alicia, thinking she was clever.
"No, it's not, you idiots. It's ironis morissette." David chimed, wisely.
"Wow, that's ironic! Hehehehehe." Alicia, thinking she was clever.
"No, it's not, you idiots. It's ironis morissette." David chimed, wisely.
by tman87 March 1, 2010
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