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Polish Monocle

I used to give hoes the Arabian Goggles. Now that I lost me nut to cancer, I give 'em the ol' Polish Monocle!
by Skeeball April 8, 2008
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Awkward Monocle

When you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.
Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)
by bpinthehouse October 9, 2008
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Drunk Monocle Effect

When your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an ass out of yourself.
You get pulled over....

Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.

Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.
by MRBIZZYNUTS February 21, 2011
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Arabian Monocle

A delicious act of whoredom during which a lucky participant has one eye covered by another eager volunteer's respective testicle. See arabian goggles.
Interested party: "Yo dawg, I heard Tay-Tay hooked you up with an Arabian Monocle last night. How was that?"

Reciever: "To be honest bro, sucked. One of my eyes was warm with ballsack, and the other has fresh pink eye. Would I do it again? Anything to bear a striking resemblance to my hero, Mr. Peanut."

IP: "...Dude, what the fuck. He's a nut with a monocle, you had a nut on your face, albeit in monocle fashion. Nigga, you gay. Move past the denial phase."
by f7u12intheAmotherF'er June 2, 2011
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foggy monocle

pulling out while getting a blowjob to squirt in the girls eye, mainly as a joke, but sometimes accidental.
So i was with this really slutty girl, i just met her so i thought it would be funny to give her a foggy monocle.

Dude, my girlfriend was pumpin on my dick so hard that when i came i accidently gave her a foggy monocle.
by Dank Killa October 2, 2009
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steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.
“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocleExcuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”
by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021
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Steamed Monocle

One who is aroused in such a way that he rethinks his entire strategy on furthering the industrial Revolution and at the same time struggling to contain the shivering radiating from his handlebar moustache due to the aura from a handsome suitable female.
Umf lady Cora, you have truly given this humble industrialist a steamed monocle. Hurrah!
by Jakeous Maximus June 25, 2021
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