monkey

*The common name for a species relating to chimpanzees.

*A racist slur toward a black person, or a person of african heritage.

"George W Bush is called a monkey just because of some of his facial expressions and the fact that his ears are stuck-out."
-me

"That guy?! No way I ain't gonna give the victory that monkey!"
-a racist in Remember The Titans; something in that context

"Human beings are monkeys if you stop and think about it. Not just from a genetic perspective, but also because of how we act."
-me

by Dave March 30, 2004

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Used to refer to the female genitalia. In strip clubs women are naked while standing, which forces parts of the female sex organ to hang down "like a monkey".

"Yeah shawty, lemme see dat monkey!"

by Atlien October 26, 2005

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A nigger that tries to steal your shoes, they also have names like andy, curtis, norman etc.

"God damn monkeys, I wish that trump would just make slavery legal again."

by SmokeyBoii February 07, 2019

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really really drunk. so drunk the personal usually does not remember the things they had done. usually a blackout period. they are so fuct up they have the wits of a monkey

Once again, Rob was monkey last nite.

by projectmcl June 26, 2004

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something that isn't useful. while not necessarily harmful, it offers no help and no information. originated in "Thumbtanic," when a diagram of a monkey was presented as an evacuation route, ("there's a way out, but it's not pretty!")

Source: "This isn't useful! This is a monkey!"

Example: Girl-"What are you doing tonight?"

Boy (vaguely)- "I'm going to do some things."

Girl- "That's a monkey!"

Example: Math teacher- "This set of parentheses is a monkey. They don't tell us anything we didn't already know."

by superdoll September 24, 2005

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