Moldy Boyz

Boys that stay in the closet for more than three weeks. They live in a dark, moist place. They usually Monster merhcandise and prefer black wife beaters over white.

Chuck and Jeff are Moldy Boyz. They live in the closet and are so gross.

by Lauralauralaura February 12, 2015

Moldy Bread

When your ass is overflowing with little insects that crawl up yo back and make your little boy ass look like moldy bread

"Yo you seen dat bitch she has shit crawlin up her back yo." "No she just has moldy bread my brohomie"

by Big Joe Macaroni December 14, 2019

Moldy's Law

Give someone the chance to be stupid, and they will take it.

"Trump needs to have his phone taken away. Otherwise, Moldy's Law will mean he will get on Twitter."

by Mojo1936 May 20, 2019

Moldy buttcheeks

a green fuzzy substance in the corroded area

Hi I have moldy buttcheeks

by Pen15ofdoubt April 10, 2015

Moldy foreskin

Its exactly what it means. But the moldy part is just old cum, anal juice, or pussy juice. Sometimes it may be infected from the nasty stuff under the foreskin.

Wife: You dtf right now

Husband: No sorry, I have "Moldy foreskin"

Wife: What I told you to wash your foreskin. I can take it of with a simple 3000 gaw gaw double handed twist.

by Kermit clit December 30, 2019

Moldy Tip

Noun: Derogatory term for military personnel or JROTC students who insist on wearing their uniform everywhere they go to because they think it makes them look cool and want people to admire them. A MT will wear the same uniform for days to the point where the tip of their dicks becomes green with mold from lack of washing. A KT can be seen at children's birthday party, little league baseball games, shopping malls, and grocery stores prancing around demanding respect from everyone for their "service" even though they have never seen combat. A moldy tip will insist on being called a veteran and thanked for their service on Veterans Day, 4th of July, Memorial Day, etc. even though the only thing they have ever done is sit around at a local base and fuck each other.

Why's this Moldy Tip wearing his uniform at my daughters bellet recital? There's not a base for 300 miles.

by RH2017 November 6, 2017

Moldy Minge

A minge that is so used, it starts to grow a colony of microscopic organisms. Stinky.

Millie down the street has a moldy minge. You can smell it from here.

by Lick Baby July 7, 2022