Mojave

(As in "mojave expiriment" done by windows.) A girl who is fake and superficial. All the girls hate her, all the guys think she's hot.

Keeton: Wow that chick is so hot.
Kait: Ew. She's so mojave. Seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.
Keeton: Whatever I think she's hot.

by KaitWormKeziah December 23, 2008

mojave

Microsofts next generation operating system. Makes up for the failure of Vista.

Our productivity went up 300% once we upgraded to the new Windows Mojave.

by Diabeetus February 22, 2009

Mojave

The act or state of being incredibly hard and ready to be falached; used in describing the appearance of a person or their: penis, muscles, tits, clitoris, etc.

Ex 1: God dam girl your making me real mojave right now.
Ex 2: Hot dam, those bitches tits are so mojave.

by DJ Middleton April 26, 2009

mojie

A resident of Mother Joseph Residence Hall at Caldwell College. Located at 11 Ryerson Avenue, the dormitory building was named after one the founder of the college, Mother Joseph Dunn, O.P.

Hey Mojies! Today is gonna be a great day!

by J.R.Slice January 26, 2012

alterior motives

hidden motives in an action, such as witchcraft and sorcery

you guys always think i have alterior motives with my statuses

by Frecktablino June 10, 2011

motive

<see "zoloft" for an actual definition>

motive relies on zoloft to function correctly

by poO December 4, 2004

Momiversary

Congratulations! You have survived pregnancy, child birth, sleepless nights, and sleepless days. You have been peed on, pooped on, and puked on. When your baby hurts-you hurt. You cry because your baby is growing up too damn fast, but celebrate every moment. You would do anything and move mountains for your little person. Your a mom! And you made it one more year.

Happy momiversary. Congratulations on the road of motherhood.

by Mommkin February 23, 2017