Captain Mogadon

A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.

Mark Drakeford is Captain Mogadon; He is boring, grey, dull and monotonous!

by Credible Threat May 7, 2021

Mogadish

To pull on the string of someones hooded sweatshirt in order to shrink the hood or make the strings asymetrical.

Shawn gave me a bad mogadish this morning.

by sbe2 January 22, 2009

Mogan

A fat monkey whore

Fucking Mogan that fat monkey whore ate the last of the cinnamon sticks

by thehead603 July 8, 2011

Mogaraptor

Pun on the word and dinosaur species Velociraptor well known for tearing apart its pray. Refers to a cat which has exhibited the same carnivorous tendencies by doing a full rendering of some luckless rabbit, bird or mouse.

Plural mogaraptors refers to cats rendering in packs.

Me: What's with the funny smell in the lounge and the bits of fur everywhere.

You: I think it used to be a rabbit before the mogaraptor got hold of it.

by cycling pilot April 18, 2010

mogan

An Australian word for a bogan with money. This can either be through an accumulation of welfare or a big win on the pokies.

After her 5th child "shazza" claimed the baby bonus and now called herself a "mogan".

by mt1 June 29, 2006

Mogadishu

The most polite way to say "mother fucker" in Houston, TX.

I was pissed at that mother fucker; however, since my kids were around I called him a mogadishu.

by Wil13 July 21, 2006

mogag

Any funky, smelly stuff that while not readily identifiable is nonetheless of biological origin.

Dude, look at that mogag coming off those pool filters!

Or: I was about to shag your sister last night, but I when she pulled down her panties I caught a whiff of some incredibly nasty mogag.

by Dave What A Guy May 31, 2007