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misery tits

Description of a woman whose breasts, as opposed to bringing joy to men, bring sheer misery, distress and suicidal tendencies
Alison, you swamp donkey, you have some fucking bad misery tits
by Yak October 12, 2003
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Scissory misery

She’s such a scissory misery
She’s not a cock blocker, she’s a scissory misery
by Snottydottylotty August 4, 2019
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sac of misery

Congratulations on your brand new sac of misery!(S)He's beautiful.
by xarathustra December 1, 2017
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sweet misery

A person who got rejected by someone he/she loves, but then the male/female still loves him/her.
I had sweet misery when _______________ said no to me.
by eurekaseven July 12, 2006
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Misery Nap

Verb
Pronunciation: misz-ah-re NAP

a nap taken during an extreme bout of depression, not taken due to lack of sleep, over exertion, or any real reason. usually lasting longer than a hour.
"what did you do on your day off?"
"ate breakfast, went to the grocery store, came home had a misery nap, then you called."
"ah misery naps there the best and the worst."
by Dr_fiendish July 12, 2017
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Misery Hedge

Hedging your emotions by putting a bet on something you really don't want to happen, so at least you get paid if it does.
Dan: "I hope Man-U wins the cup, but I put a misery hedge on Arsenal just in case."
Matt: "How much did you put on Arsenal to win then"
Dan: "only £10. The winnings will be enough to wash away my tears if we lose".

Or

"I really hope Trump doesn't win the next election. As the odds are good, I guess I'll put $20 on him to win as a misery hedge so if he does, at least I get paid"
by S@lty Boi June 12, 2019
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critic's misery

When you pay so much attention to entertainment that it's ruined.
Critic's Misery ruined Game of Thrones when I saw that coffee cup!
by TopherVexel December 27, 2021
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