A teenage (or old lady) asian or philipine cat lady who likes to masterbate and pick her nose. She is ADDICTED to facebook and loves to read your messages. She is a GREAT secret keeper and a good friend despite the masterbating picking nose thing. Everyone loves a Michaela!
by jessie<3armybrat November 14, 2011
Get the Michaela mug.A truly quirky girl. Constantly posting on her private story about how quirky and random she is when she is doing the most basic task. Also loves the gym and is always on the grind for a six pack.
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A girl from Holbrook Massachusetts, Usually found hanging out with the usual Alexis or Sarah, sometimes she can be found with Bonnie. She has only had one boyfriend, His name is Devyn Carroll Brown. He is a black male at the age of 14.
He was also her first and only kiss.
She has recently become famous for sucking Michael Reichart's legendary penis.
He was also her first and only kiss.
She has recently become famous for sucking Michael Reichart's legendary penis.
Michaela: I want to ride Michael like a pony!
Alexis: EW.
Michael: YES, can I eat out your large buttocks?!
Michaela: Of course j00 can.
Alexis: EW.
Alexis: EW.
Michael: YES, can I eat out your large buttocks?!
Michaela: Of course j00 can.
Alexis: EW.
by IRONMAN R.D July 31, 2009
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by Michael Hayman, Jan 21st 2006 August 29, 2017
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"She stinks, that must be a Michaela."
by loganpauler July 10, 2018
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Some Michaela's are wonder, beautiful and kind. Some Michaela’s are smart, wonderful and loving. But In this case this Michaela’s a slut.
Some Michaela's are wonder, beautiful and kind. Some Michaela’s are smart, wonderful and loving. But In this case this Michaela’s a slut.
Person 1– ... Who’s that over there?
Person 2– Oh her? That’s michaela...
Person 1– She’s a real slut
Person 2– more like an ugly slut
Person 2– Oh her? That’s michaela...
Person 1– She’s a real slut
Person 2– more like an ugly slut
by He has my sisters in the bath November 9, 2019
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