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metro sexual

a straight man that appears gay because he is well groomed: uses product in his hair, never wears sandals without having a pedicure, and makes sure his socks match his posh clothing. smells good too
a straight guy that has the queer eye
by calicarol December 7, 2003
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metro sexual

I guy (obvoiusly) that takes good care of his looks possibly gay,bi,straight
by chris P. May 28, 2004
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Metro Sexual

A tall Italian Male who buys dress clothes from Target for work but spends two hundred dollars on a pair of jeans to go out.
Dan Menghini is Metro Sexual
by Momma Meana December 31, 2008
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Metro Sexual

a person who is not heterosexual or homosexual but bisexual is a metrop sexual
metro sexual becomes metrop sexual
by jerry March 8, 2004
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Metro-Sexual Face

referring to somebody like a kip, who has a clear face and is clearly a faggot. Hes long walks in the park and enjoys a nice martini when neccessary. his favorite show is sex in the city, but he knows nothing about fashion. Oh and more thing CHICKEN CRAW!!!
for example the metro-sexual face got kicked out because he was metro-sexual!!!!
by fuck fuck guy May 23, 2010
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metro sexual bandit

The new genration of kids trying to differ from society but they cant be to strang because there rich parents wont pay for it. Or a guy whos pantes are to short to tight and shirt that is to little and looks like a meatel chick
That guy at the show was such a metro sexual bandit , or I think it was a guy
by Dustin the Mc February 27, 2006
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CornFed Metro Sexual Jew Bag

A Slacked Jawwed metro sexual Jew Bag from yokal country whom thinks they are better then all. really they are a discrace to themselves and are to stupid to realise it.

picture the stingyness of a jew add a bit of tard and the classic slack jaw. wrap that in Calvin Klein and you got CornFed. Why dont you do the world a favor and kill yourself
that slacked jawwed CornFed Metro Sexual Jew Bag is a real douche bag
by Sloppsta January 17, 2008
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