metro-sexual

a pimp slick sly devil mother fucker. a complex person a man by all means on the planet but made fun of for the simple mistake of thinking this guy was gay. a man who makes all other men jealous because they want to be just like he is. One who eats, drink, breaths, and even wipes his own ass wtih some sort of style. someone who can get all the pussy on the earth because of this guys insane mack. a guy who irons every damn thing in his closet, even his boxers because when its time for the pants to come off for the ladies, they all like a pressed pair of briefs. a man who could rewrite a dictionary cause hes always commin up with out of this world ideas.

ladies, you kno how i do metro-sexual in every way.

by free willie August 25, 2006

metro-sexual

a french person who,when reading from a french text book ,you cant determien there sex
they are a metro sexual

"yo chris,sup?"
naff mate.
aii,u know is pierre a boy or girl??
"dunno,proberly a metro-sexual!".

by izzyh January 26, 2008

Metro Sexual

A tall Italian Male who buys dress clothes from Target for work but spends two hundred dollars on a pair of jeans to go out.

Dan Menghini is Metro Sexual

by Momma Meana December 31, 2008

Metro Sexual

a person who is not heterosexual or homosexual but bisexual is a metrop sexual

metro sexual becomes metrop sexual

by jerry March 8, 2004

Metro-Sexual Face

referring to somebody like a kip, who has a clear face and is clearly a faggot. Hes long walks in the park and enjoys a nice martini when neccessary. his favorite show is sex in the city, but he knows nothing about fashion. Oh and more thing CHICKEN CRAW!!!

for example the metro-sexual face got kicked out because he was metro-sexual!!!!

by fuck fuck guy May 23, 2010

metro sexual bandit

The new genration of kids trying to differ from society but they cant be to strang because there rich parents wont pay for it. Or a guy whos pantes are to short to tight and shirt that is to little and looks like a meatel chick

That guy at the show was such a metro sexual bandit , or I think it was a guy

by Dustin the Mc February 27, 2006

CornFed Metro Sexual Jew Bag

A Slacked Jawwed metro sexual Jew Bag from yokal country whom thinks they are better then all. really they are a discrace to themselves and are to stupid to realise it.

picture the stingyness of a jew add a bit of tard and the classic slack jaw. wrap that in Calvin Klein and you got CornFed. Why dont you do the world a favor and kill yourself

that slacked jawwed CornFed Metro Sexual Jew Bag is a real douche bag

by Sloppsta January 17, 2008