medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021

Medieval Capalot

Ancient Con-Man, a honest liar

Klause Mikaelson was a Medieval Capalot !

by pnikid691 September 13, 2020

Medieval

Any Urban Dictionary definition that was written before 2012. Many definitions are from the early 2000s, which precede stuff like the iPhone, Facebook, Youtube and Instagram; basically most of the internet we know today. Just search up the definition of "douchebag" or some other overused term to see what I mean.

Why are all these definitions from 2003? That's fuckin' MEDIEVAL!

by Geert Van Schlänger July 21, 2020

Positively Medieval

Something that is so out of line, an old saying that is a pain to hear, or an outfit that hurts to see

“My goodness, did you see her hem? Six inches deep in mud. she looked positively medieval"- Caroline Bingley, Pride & Prejudice

by cherrycolaollipop January 20, 2024