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Medieval Diarrhea

The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.
Seek medical attention if you develop medieval diarrhea.
by Detroitrockcity November 20, 2024
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Medieval Torture

If I DO have a brain worm then this is some kind of...
Hym "Medieval Torture! A very public Medieval Torture INSTEAD OF A TRIAL. Sounds like AOC. That's the voice I'm hearing. So... That's what you'll get if she's in change. I mean, I'm over here bringing forth AI Utopia (for a nominal fee) and stopping school shootings. And they are doing a Medieval Torture because they thought I wouldn't have any support. Be careful what you say online your politicians might Medieval Torture you to death! OoOoOoOo! Spooky. I'm sooooooooooo terrified. Heheheh..."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
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Medieval Breath

When somebody's breath is so horrid, that it refers back to medieval times because the didn't brush their teeth in those ages.
Sienna you have some Medieval Breath brev.
by stenkbreath July 28, 2024
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Medieval Negan

Angrily or vengefully shoving a barbwire-wrapped baseball bat up someone's ass
If that bitch doesn't give me my money, I gonna give him a Medieval Negan
by Naughty Nyala March 4, 2024
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