Medieval Torture

If I DO have a brain worm then this is some kind of...

Hym "Medieval Torture! A very public Medieval Torture INSTEAD OF A TRIAL. Sounds like AOC. That's the voice I'm hearing. So... That's what you'll get if she's in change. I mean, I'm over here bringing forth AI Utopia (for a nominal fee) and stopping school shootings. And they are doing a Medieval Torture because they thought I wouldn't have any support. Be careful what you say online your politicians might Medieval Torture you to death! OoOoOoOo! Spooky. I'm sooooooooooo terrified. Heheheh..."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2025

Medieval Breath

When somebody's breath is so horrid, that it refers back to medieval times because the didn't brush their teeth in those ages.

Sienna you have some Medieval Breath brev.

by stenkbreath July 28, 2024

Medieval Negan

Angrily or vengefully shoving a barbwire-wrapped baseball bat up someone's ass

If that bitch doesn't give me my money, I gonna give him a Medieval Negan

by Naughty Nyala March 4, 2024

Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.

Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–

by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022