dehydrated meat curtains 

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

dehydrated meat curtains by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018

Beat Up Meat Curtains 

A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.

I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)

Beat Up Meat Curtains by Zachariah Non Prolificus June 17, 2008

metal meat curtains 

any piercing of the female genitalia

she had two studs in each labea, giving her serious metal meat curtains

metal meat curtains by Corpse\m/ December 14, 2010

Saggy meat curtains 

A female of any age that has Pussy meat Curtains saggier then falbos tits

this is so to fingering alot or getting fuked by big black cocks

Arkadys Mother getting fuked is a result of this

Saggy meat curtains by Arosh January 15, 2005

Dirty Meat Curtains 

When a womans labia of the vagina are so beat up and nasty looking, it resembles that of dirty meat.

yo man I hooked up with that bitch last night and she had some dirty meat curtains

Dirty Meat Curtains by SD5254 February 24, 2009

Moldy meat curtains 

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

Moldy meat curtains by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017

meat curtins 

large vaginal lips that hang down like sliced roast beef

lori has a huge set of meat curtins

meat curtins by truefate May 20, 2004