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John Mayer it!

A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."

You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."

Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."
by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006
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mander

A specific type of slander fabricated by women against a man to conceal any kind of embarrassing truth.
Humiliated from being rejected by Glyn, Lynne decided it was in her best interest to tell her friends that Glyn came in to her, it was a viscous case of mander!
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 16, 2014
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Madderism

The way in which one followers a certain type of life style. The actions the choose will determine how close to "Madder" you become.

The ultimate goal in which you reach "Madder" status and follow along side Madder him/her self.

Only two poeple have ever reached madder-ism but many have followed in the path.
*A guy is sitting in a icepool* - Kid; "OMG MADDER"

"Omg look at that guy hes sooooo Madder"

"There goes a true desciple of Madderism"
by Thehumblemadder-desciple September 24, 2009
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Maynerd

A game of Go that usually entails one (or most certainly more) of the following occurrences but more often proceeds exactly in the following manner:
1. A blatant mistake in fuseki
2. The early death of a corner group, which could be the result of aforementioned mistake in fuseki
3. An unnecessary fight that breaks out in an attempt to compensate for dead group
4. Assuredly some more sloppy death
5. The mistake in yose that results in a 50 point swing.

Additionally, if said game is unfolding online, the boisterous observers often word vomit such classics as: "Kooooo" "Kbitz" "Maynerd" "Honinboooo" "Shusakuuuu"
Dude, I just played the sloppiest, most heinous, vomit-inducing maynerd of my life last night; it was dog trash.
by Kochkoch June 15, 2012
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Manderscheiding

The act of becoming absolutely useless at work. Usually happens around 30 minutes before work ends. The body slouches the eyes become dull and or crossed. The spine goes limp, you begin to drool and you are nothing more than a pile of goo, with Zombie like tendencies.
4:30 PM rolled around and Bob started to look like a Zombie as his body began Manderscheiding.
by StuckAtWork April 11, 2014
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manderine

A small child that thinks he's funny normally called Kyle or kylie
Oii there you fucking manderine
by Daniel morrissey November 18, 2016
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mayerlyn

She is a beautiful Latina, she ain't taking shit from no girl if she wanna fight a bitch she fighting a bitch, she very thick and fine , she will be the finest girl to have , if you dating a mayerlyn do not break up with her she is protective over you cause she loves you and she is very beautiful, she loves to eat and loves only one boy
Carlos:A Holmes see that fine girl mayerlyn Holmes

Daniel:Yea Holmes she fine its hard to get her and she over protective when it comes in a relationship guey.
by SPOOKY LOCO👻 June 15, 2018
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