May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021

May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022

May 5th

Opposite Day! Anything someone says they mean the opposite of whatever they said.

White guy-I’m white

Black guy-well it’s may 5th so actually your now black what’s up African American male

by BlackNiggaSmasher May 5, 2022

May 5th

The come back day. The gangs revenge.

May 5th is the come back day.

by City bois November 10, 2022

May 5th

The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜

May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!

by XNightAngelX May 5, 2022