clique massacre

A near-impossible sexual feat where one person has sex with every member of a social group or organization.

Did you hear about John? He fucked the entire cheerleading team! He pulled off a clique massacre!

by alskeixnsm May 28, 2015

boston massacre

the sexual act of having forceful, unprotected sex with a partner, ejaculating inside them, then killing them. This act is illegal in all 50 states and is highly frowned upon elsewhere. The act is obviously named after the event where 5 Bostonians were killed by the British in 1770.

Guy1: dude I have to get out of here quickly.

Guy2: Why man?

Guy1: I just gave this girl a boston massacre and the cops are after me.

by dirtyman2010 July 14, 2009

Mykey Massacre

The guitarist of Tragedy Awaits Us, he has an excessive amount of dirty whores added on myspace (http://www.myspace.com/dirt456) he loves stuffed animals and his amazing girlfriend Jessabear. Fig newtons and orange juice are his favorite foods. His brother is Salcore the vocalist of Fight the Fear. He is amazing<3

Wow that Mykey Massacre is one spiffy guy!!!

by haiiiii'mcoolnstuffff April 17, 2009

Medieval massacre

The process of filling a bathtub with diarrhea and performing a puppet show for a hooker while they play a gameboy color, slap you in the face with a wooden soup ladel, and blow bubbles in the bathtub.

Phil robbed a bank and bought a ferret. Then he traded it to a prostitute so she would go to his house and perform a medieval massacre. When she was done, he killed her with a broken furby.

by Zac and A. Cash December 18, 2006

fallador massacre

A glitch that took place on 6-6-06 in the popular online role playing game "RUNESCAPE" by Jagex LTD. What happened was that a man found a glitch in one of the new player owned houses that allowed you to attack players OUTSIDE of the wilderness, he went through the runescape town of Fallador killing tons of innocent players. The glitch was caused because the construction skill was new, there for loaded with bugs.
Normally players can't attack other players unless they are in the wilderness or a minigame of some sort.

Player1: D00d! I just lost My Party hat in the falldor massacure!
Player2: It's spelled fallador massacre and one more thing... HAHAHAHA

by XXX Jeremy XXX December 1, 2006

ass massacre

How your ass feels after anal sex with an inexperienced person.

My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

miley {massacre}

This is what happens when Miley Cyrus is played live in front of a large group of people.

The 2004 Tsunami was bad but nothing like a Miley Cyrus concert.

I tried to talk her out of it but my late best friend just had to attend the latest miley {massacre}.

by lollerskatastic August 25, 2010