Jonny Markland

A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.

J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland

problem solved

by J7X January 18, 2008

Dirty Marwan

When you super glue your testicles to the crevice in the door and get a big black buff guy to run and slam into the door with his whole body again and again until the door fully closes and your balls are gone.

My best friend pranked me by pulling a dirty marwan on me while I was asleep.

by Yopigger June 18, 2022

Marwan

A smart ass with a dick a size of a tic-tac

Marwan is dumb

by Jason shushes May 6, 2019

marwan

(verb.) to go forth with little or no direction.

(syn.) embark

after the bar closed, Sally marwanned into the night.

by testicleze December 16, 2008

mariwanna

Ganja, jane, puff puff, you know !

We potheads WANNA get high all tha time :P

"mmmmmm ... let's grab that mariwanna and go for a mariwalk!"

by Ganja girl October 12, 2006

Marwan

A Person usually originated in the Middle East who has and abnormally small penis and dresses like a homeless man. Marwin’s can be seen all over but the ones in Egypt are the most fowl smelling of the bunch what ever you do don’t be a marwan

“Hey did you see marwan today? He looks like he’s about to beg for money!”

by Egypt’s government March 1, 2018

Marwan

A fucking nigger shithead nigger who bullies the fuck out of everyone not realising he is fucking failing like bruh you are such a fucking asshole go drink the cancer coming out of your fucking pig nostrils and die in the ninth circle of hell.

You're such a Marwan

by youwhatemnine October 6, 2019