A derogatory term for a Philippine aunt, who's been acting like a Karen for gossiping around especially in a malicious way. The term was used by Philippine netizens.
Philippine: OMG! Meron isang Mayor accused of rape!
Guy 1: Oh god... You're definitely a Marites and a Karen at the same time.
Guy 2: I fucking agree....
Guy 1: Oh god... You're definitely a Marites and a Karen at the same time.
Guy 2: I fucking agree....
by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022
Middle aged woman, who has 2 to 3 kids, shes middle child so she has issues, she can fight back so dont try fight with her, shes good at sewing and very perfectionist, she is lowkey getting to know technology so yeah she has facebook, she is not a gossiper but she loves to know the tea.
If you have a marites in your life, your life will be easier, she got all these tips and tricks on her sleeves that makes her more unique.
by BittersweetSince96 November 23, 2021
It is a word from the country of the Philippines that stands for the phrase: "Mare, ito ang latest..." or "Mare, ano ang latest?" which is asking and rendering information, whether it is useless or not, as long as it is a gossip. It implies to a person who is fond of gossips, particularly Filipino women who don't have any workloads and has a habit of gossiping. Basically, it is a female version of Karen, with a lot of gossiping.
People are used with the Marites in town, it is a habit of her to gossip around. Such a thick faced b*tch!"
by Rosyn November 18, 2021
by seppi.0_0 April 19, 2022
When you first meet her, she is shy. But once you get to know her she's really awesome! She's not a very social person. But once you know her, you can have a lot of fun. She is loyal in relationships and she loves everyone around her who is respectful and good to her. She can experience many emotions at once. She finds it difficult to ask for help but she will always be there to help. Everyone wants a Mette-Marit in their life!
by Sterre_ November 22, 2021
Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024