married cock block

n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.

n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.

v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.

Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.

by Who do you see? C-E-B August 23, 2007

maid married man

A guy who doesn't consider it cheating if his wife is in a lesbian relationship. Lesbians might find true love
at a gay bar, but they might find a married straight woman who is just an extension of "Maid married man".

Maid Married man uses his wife to bait potential lesbian Robin hoods and also to disappoint straight women. Maid married man is different from a player/cheater in that he's obtaining action only by proxy through his wife. Maid married man is an expert at bait and switch tactics.

Everything was fine until maid married man wanted me to make out with his girl. Avoid him, that maid married man will have you playing Robyn Hood before the second date. She doesn't have a boyfriend, she's in a relationship with maid married man.

by Wabe1 March 15, 2019

mariedel

A happy, beautiful , intelligent, sexy person. She is very talented in music and sings and dances well. She is very caring and gifted and you would see her working as a doctor. Her children are all beautiful, sexy, athletic, intelligent, popular and empathetic

Is that Mariedel driving the Tesla?

by Parkenfarker November 19, 2017

Go Get Married

When same sex marriage became legal in the state of Iowa, this term became widely used to offend people.

Instead of using the normal version of "You're gay" and "Eat a dick faggot" this term adds sophistication to the insult.

This insult is generally only used in states where same sex marriage is legal.

"Hey man what are you doing?"
"I'm just fixing my hair real quick"
"Wow dude go get married"

by Concerned Iowan April 3, 2009

Cyber Married Boyfriend

A married man that you meet online in a social media setting and form a intimate relationship with.

I Facebook him day and night, talk about everything, even his trouble with his wife and job, text constantly and even fell in love. He's my cyber married boyfriend.

by @creativfluffer March 17, 2011

married playboy

A man who is married, may even live with his wife, but behaves like a single man; dating women, going out, partying, clubbing,etc.

Ramon doesn't bother sneaking around with his other women, everybody knows he's a married playboy- even his wife.

by TheLala September 24, 2013

Marriedsplaining

When happily married people try to tell singles how things REALLY are in the modern realm of love and dating.

Joanna, please stop marriedsplaining me. You have NO idea what it's like out there now.

by Arianna Jeret January 27, 2017