Manatee treatment

to give mad sloppy

Mats: I want manatee treatment
Sam: ong

by Samsexual10293 October 27, 2022

The Manatee Minute

When two lovers are having sex and the man will just lay on top of the woman. Now their is no pelvic thrusting or humping required, just sensual eye contact. This should take about 1 minute if the two concentrate and their focus is not interrupted.

Bill: "Dude last night was so effing tiring with Meredith!"

Bob: "Why"

Bill: "Well, we were going hard for a while, and then I got tired. So we tried the Manatee minute. It worked like a charm."

by Flyhunter December 16, 2008

purple manatee

a filthy slut, skank, fat whore.

Julie is a purple manatee.

by mrpacman December 12, 2012

Land Manatee

A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.

Whoa ! Lookee there. It's a Land Manatee. Guard your snacks.

by hawke4me May 25, 2020

Manatee

A girl that is so fat you wonder if she has propeller scars on her back because she grazes on kelp on the sea and would be in danger of getting cut by speed boat propellers.

Guy: ..But was she hot?
Other guy: No dude, manatee...I looked for propeller scars.
Guy: oh, oh thats awful.

by Jeremy April 28, 2004

The Manatee Effect

When Oneself Is So Substandard He/She Is Considered To Be Adorable And Or Attractive.

Hey That Judd Character Is Pretty Cute!
No See, He Just Has The Manatee Effect Goin For Him
The What?
Manatee Effect. When He Looks Like A Sloth From The Goonies, But Is Cute Because Of His Extensive Hideousness

Like A Manatee.

by Doucheon Mandick!! March 6, 2010

battle manatee

A manatee with spiked battle armor ready to kill AAAALLLLLL!

a battle manatee is a manatee in a bloody dooom jousting compotition

by lizard0004 February 6, 2008